This just in!

This just (literally) came across my desk... white chocolate. And I am here to tell you, it's the Devil's candy. Why is it Satan's own confection you ask? Much like Lucifer himself, it's masked as something good (ie giving yourself the name "chocolate") but inside it is pure, disgusting evil.

In fact, white chocolate is a disgrace to the word "chocolate." What Tom Cruise is to acting, white is to chocolate - an embarrassment.



The shape just makes your evil even more obvious.

***Alright, I just realized a huge error in my little "white ain't right" rant, when accompanied by his friends the macadamia nut and cookie, white is, well, OK. I still think brown would be better though...

Oh, new bike, thats me!

They say the best time to invest is when the market is down, so I have put all my money into Chinese Aluminum and will be selling off my American Carbon holdings. While the AC holdings were nice, I think the CA will be a better fit for my portfolio.

Thanks to Eric Pirtle and Bob Peters, the Ateam investment advisory board.



It's giving you that "oh, hello there" look.

New Bike?

who has one?

An Ateam Medical Minute

Welcome to a new feature here on the Clarksville Ateam blog were we spend a few minutes discussing (ie, me telling you and deleting your comments) medical concerns of the day. Todays topic is that of migraine headaches.

After much research (talkin to Garth on the phone), we have concluded chicks mainly get migraines. So to avoid this medical calamity, don't be a girl. If you're a dude and you get migraines, what's the matter with you? Haven't you heard migraines are a chick problem? Geez, toughen up nancyboy.

Next medical minute, I will solve the mystery of the common cold and the single simple step you can take to avoid it forever. Tune in to find out how!

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