Bench presses, curls, squats, clean and jerks, leg lifts, rows. You can pepper these terms liberally and awkwardly into an otherwise normal conversations so people know just how hard you are going to be. And you can accomplish (or pretend to) all of these feats of strength on your very own Powerhouse in home gym. With almost 300 pounds of high quality pure 'Merican steel plates, you can make yourself the envy of all other men and desirable to the ladies (or vice versa).
While systems like this can (and should) sell for 1000's of dollars, if you act now, you can own this legendary piece of training equipment (used by local "athletes" Anthony Slowinski and Robert Turpin to hone their bodies into state title winning machines, earning the respect of their moms and significant others along the way) for the low price of $125.00.
This insanely low price includes all aforementioned steal plates (cuz at this price, they are just that), 45 pound squat/press bar, curl bar, springy things to hold the plates of steel on said bars, some strategically placed duct tape, an arm curl and leg curl/lift attachments. Other features that make this thing awesome and all other weight racks a joke are; heavy duty tube frame standard bench. Pop pin crutch adjustment. Pop pin leg developer height adjustment. Seat angle adjustment. 4 position flat/incline/decline. Proper pivot point on leg developer for proper muscle isolation. Thats some pretty serious stuff.
I hate to let this thing go, but I need the space and have to let some other people get a chance at the podium and some ladies (or men, whatever you prefer). So act now by calling 599-5739 (Anthony is standing by!) or emailing aslowinski@gmail.com!!!
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