Last week at this time I was a single man with two cats living downtown, now I am single man with two cats living downtown and I think I have insomnia. Maybe I need that giant demon butterfly from the commercials to come crap on my head or whatever it does to make you sleep.
Criminy I am getting old. I used to wonder "how can you not just sleep???" (I wondered this passionately, hence the 3 ?), I still wonder, but have no answers, well, I have ideas as to the cause I guess. I think it could be overtraining. I am becoming too awesome too fast and my brain is trying to keep up with my rapidly developing awesome powers, it just cant comprehend it and needs extra time to take it all in.
But really, it is amazing, at times, from one week to another how much things shift. Lets hope momentum continues for the positive.
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Sounds like you're advertising, T-Bob. Don't know whether you're trying to sell that you're single or that you're awesome. ;)
The cats are single too (but had their junk lobbed off). Selling, well hmm, depends if you got any buyers. :p
have you tried knocking the old bird around? It usually helps me get to sleep if I'm feeling restless in bed. Or sleeping naked, sometimes boxers/briefs just bind me up and hamper my style.
i dont have a bird. oh wait...you meant...huh, i mean ew.
Maybe you should check in to the Hammer REM caps. Sounds like that is a common problem with people who exercise.
So, that means that I actually don't know.
Sounds to me like you're turning into a male version of a Crazy Old Cat Lady.
As an aspiring lunatic, how many cats do I need to qualify for gov't benefits?
you are overtrained. first sign is......no zzzzz's
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