chaffing my bell-end

I went to Henderson over the weekend to take care of some wedding arrangement stuff, blah, blah. Took my road bike but forgot my riding shorts. I only had my wind-proof riding pants which have no chamois in them. So on saturday I went out for a little over an hour and a half. IN a commando type fashion cause it was only tights for me, nothing beneath. After about an hour of riding I stopped for a nature break and realized that I was doing crucial damage to my little soldier. He was terribly red and it hurt to pee, like I had an std or something. I think all that flopping around and rubbing against my pants was bad for him so I took off my arm warmer and wrapped the little guy up and then started home. Thank goodness there was no permanent damage. That night I went to Goody's and bought some boxer-briefs because I had only brought boxers with me and they don't do a very good job keeping things in place. So Sunday I went out for close to three hours with boxerbriefs and the windproof tights on. It was definitely an improvement but man my butt sure did start to hurt towards the end of the ride. And out of the 4 or 5 dogs that chased me, only one scared me a little. I was doing 25 and that thing was still gaining. That was about all the excitement I had for the weekend. Hope yours was good too. Always remember kids, cycling shorts with a chamois in them make your kibbles and bits happy.

-R